Not Your Average Vacation: Cruising the Nile

Vacations come in many flavors—the island escape, the mountain trek, the European cathedral circuit. And then there’s the Middle East.

Coined in the 1850s by a British India official, the term “Middle East” spans 18 countries, 60-plus languages, and nearly four million people. It’s the birthplace of major world religions, a crossroads of politics, trade, and culture for millennia.

So yeah—this isn’t Hawaii.

Our journey began in Cairo and ended in Russia, but what stayed with me most was the stretch between Aswan and Luxor, reached by an overnight train and a four-night Nile cruise.

Cairo to Aswan: Time Travel by Train

The night train south rattled through scenes that felt unchanged for centuries—men pushing carts, horses dragging sugarcane, a cow carcass in a stagnant roadside pond. Time, it seemed, had barely moved here.

Aswan is a smaller, calmer Cairo, though fast food chains are creeping in—McDonald’s, KFC, and likely Starbucks soon. Still, the city holds to its roots. We boarded Sanctuary Boat IV for a 4-night/5-day Nile cruise: Art Deco elegance with fine dining, expert guides, and nightly entertainment.

Wait—Five Days for 150 Miles?

Yes. And it’s worth every hour.

The cruise lingers in Aswan and Luxor for roughly 36 hours each, giving guests time to explore Egypt’s unmatched archaeological wealth. One-third of the world’s antiquities are here, and Luxor alone is called the greatest open-air museum on Earth.

From the moment we stepped aboard, we were treated like royalty. Our host, Aylian, welcomed us with drinks and a smile that never seemed to fade. One of our first excursions was a felucca sail around Elephantine Island, Lord Kitchener’s Botanical Gardens, and the Agha Khan Mausoleum. With only wind to move us and the crew singing folk songs, the quiet of the Nile felt almost otherworldly.

Temples, Tombs—and No Pyramids?

If you’re picturing pyramids along the Nile, think again—they’re in Giza. The sites along the Upper Nile—Kom Ombo, Edfu, Esna, Luxor—bear Greek and Roman influence. Egypt’s era of pyramid-building had passed; temples became the grand statement instead.

A trained Egyptologist guided us through every column and carving. We listened, we marveled… and occasionally, we tested the rules.

The Photo Incident

In a long, nearly empty tomb, I took a few photos—OK, more than a few—without a photo pass. A guard caught me. He demanded my ticket. I lied. He grabbed my phone. Found the evidence. I was busted.

Visions of rotting in an Egyptian jail flashed before me. Then, an Egyptian woman from our group intervened—words, a probable tip—and I was free. Her look of quiet disappointment stayed with me longer than the scare: a reminder to play fair, even when no one’s watching.

Life Aboard

Days on the boat were never dull: Egyptian cooking classes, afternoon tea, movie night (Death on the Nile, naturally), a costume party, even disco under the stars.

Fellow Travelers

Travel is shaped as much by people as by places. On this cruise, we met a Brazilian opera singer, an Indian family from England whose son could rap Hamilton on command, and an Egyptian oil magnate with stories as deep as the river itself.

Lastly

At the Giza Pyramid Complex, if you stood still long enough, blocking out the tour buses and chatter, you could feel something beyond the spectacle—a connection to humanity’s deep past. Egypt doesn’t just hold history; it breathes it.

Looking back, this may well have been the trip of a lifetime.